Help with biology sentence!?

Well last time I was fishing around with my friend named biome at a community called limiting factor and he and his pet named biodiversity said to me that they are not communist and would like to vote one density-independent factor without using density-dependent factor and he was like woa there son are you a son of a niche predation you parasitism mutualism commensalism salem guy with a big fat shoe. It was a good day.